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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear"
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"One day a boy was answering all the questions right in class.... Girl: Wow, what a fucking nerd Teacher: Be nice, he might be your boss one day Boy: Nah, I don't ever plan on being a pimp"
"*about to rob a bank* ""Okay, lets do this. Everybody, grab a gun"" i dont need one ""why not"" i already have two *kisses biceps*"
"A dad asks 4-year-old son: ""How'd you sleep last night?"" Son says: ""umm... With my eyes closed?"" Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl."
"What's the heaviest Chinese food? wonton :3"
"People who leave their underwear at parks are either awesome at sex or terrible at dressing raccoons."
"Your momma is so fat..... she ate all of reddits servers."
"Man asks blonde for coffee without cream. Blonde replies: ""We're out of cream. Would you prefer coffee without milk instead?"""
"Did you hear about the couple's resort that burned down? Not a single person died."
"What do you call a ubiquitous spud? A common-tater!"