195920

Joke of the Day

"Man asks blonde for coffee without cream. Blonde replies: ""We're out of cream. Would you prefer coffee without milk instead?"""

"If you're scared of butter... use cream."

"Forget waterboarding, just put a cold hand on my belly and I'll tell you anything you want to know."

"What did the fisherman do on his date? Netfish and krill"

"What did the penis say to the asshole in the morning? This bowl ain't big enough for the both of us."

"What's the difference? What's the difference between a midget acrobatic team and a girls track team? The midgets are a bunch of cunning runts."

"I got a joke for you. [The Bush Adminstration.]( http://youtu.be/92bEu7sQ5_Q)"

"Eleven Years ago Greece won Euro 2004 Today, Greece would be happy with 2004 Euros."

"I'm turning to Reddit to help crowdsource an OC joke about defective condoms but it's all been a bust. You pricks keep poking holes in it."

"Conductor: Again from measure 5 if you please. Voice from viola section: But Maestro we have no measure numbers."