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Joke of the Day
"What's the heaviest Chinese food? wonton :3"
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"I'm high as a kite tied to Columbia... ...will explode any time."
"A dad walks into his son's room... A dad walks into his son's room and says: ""Son, how many times have I told you... If you keep masturbating, you'll go blind."" The son responds: ""Dad! I'm over here."""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bingo ! Bingo who ? Bingo'ng to come and see you for ages !"
"What do you call social networking for magical creatures? Faebook."
"Why was the baby strawberry sad? His mom was in a jam."
"Sometimes my dog barks so loud she farts which coincidentally is also Donald Trump's foreign policy platform. (Also his domestic platform.)"
"What did the rat say to the cat? Nothing, cats don't talk you fucking idiot."
"What's the difference between fire and water? Everything, dumbass"
"What do most Indian people have in common? They all like to Singh."