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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the couple's resort that burned down? Not a single person died."
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"What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle? Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish."
"Why was the baguette excited for his audition? He heard he might be playing a big roll"
"I just put on sine trousers I haven't worn since a wedding in 2001. I found a Nokia 3210 in the pocket... It still had 2 bars of battery. *some trousers"
"[creating foxes] GOD: make it orange & give it a fat tail ANGEL: ok... GOD: and make it sneaky ANGEL: you sure? GOD: yeah... real sneaky"
"Wished my wife a 'Happy Valentine's ay!' I'll give her the D later."
"In germany there are lots of jokes about the polish, so... What did Piotr get for christmas? ... Your iPod!"
"Why did the blonde have bruises around her belly button? Because blonde guys are stupid too."
"Part time lover Is any benefit of part time lover. Scheduled time for any"
"A man takes his wife to the disco... https://anchor.fm/w/989B00"