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Joke of the Day
"Follow your dream, then Unfollow it if it doesn't Follow you back within 48 hours."
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"What's the best thing about blow job? 5 minutes' silence"
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"A new study has found that women with larger butts live longer than men who mention it."
"I need to get a car wash but my dogs' nose smudges on the back window appear to be forming a word so I'm gonna let that play out first."
"Why are Canadians atheist? Because they are Eh-theists."
"The key to great joke tel TIMING! ling is"
"""Dad, why couldn't the doctors save grandpa's life? ""Doesn't matter son, he would have suffocated in the coffin"""
"What letter never satisfies it's wife? The quick E"