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Joke of the Day

"Q: What did one ocean say to the other ocean? A: Nothing, they just waved."

"What's the difference between a queer and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!"

"I'm not all that interested in Astronomy but, I really dig Uranus."

"He held up my pants and said ""Are you sure these are yours? They look small. You can fit in these??"" Judge: Not guilty. You're free to go."

"i had a dream a policeman came into my apartment and gave me a field sobriety test and i failed and went to jail"

"What's 6 inches long and starts with a P? A shit."

"(sheepishly putting my arm around pitbull) so is there a mrs worldwide"

"What's the difference between black people and cancer? Cancer can get Jobs."

"I owe so much to X-men, the movie that taught me it was ok to be a terrifying mutant"

"I think i'm lactose intolerant I've had 6 milkshakes today and feel like crap."