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Joke of the Day

"Why did the train get hit by lighting? Because of the conductor."

"What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver? The golfer goes ""*Whack* Damn!"" The skydiver goes ""Damn! *Whack*"""

"Bill Gates How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb? He buys a new house."

"Did you know statistically you're more likely to be killed by a coconut falling from a tree than by a coconut stabbing you with a breadknife"

"What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama? Interracial"

"Repost: 9/10 doctors recommend water over soda 1/10 doctors live in flint Michigan"

"First time flying huh? -Yeah how could you tell? Just a hunch. You wanna come down to your seat? The overhead bin is typically for luggage."

"A good way to help you determine who to weed out of your life is probably by how someone pronounces ""coyote""."

"The Cheesecake Factory had a ""Help Wanted"" sign. I was really disappointed that it wasn't to help eat the cheesecake. #FluffyChickProblems"

"Story of Dave There was one a man named Dave. Who kept a dead whore in a cave. He said, 'ah, what the hell, I'll get used to the smell'. 'And think of the money I'll save'."