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Joke of the Day

"Most popular Who is the most popular guy in a nudist colony? The guy that can carry two pots of coffee and a dozen donuts. Who is the most popular girl? The girl that eats the last donut."

"Opens a sperm bank that only accepts redheaded donors.... The Ginger Bred House."

"What is brown and sticky? A brown stick."

"Why are camels called the ships of the desert? Cause they're filled with Arab seamen!"

"What is it called when you kill a good friend of yours? Homiecide"

"Who was the naughtiest character in Star Wars? R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out."

"What do you call a magic door? Dumbledoor!"

"Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral? An Irish funeral has one less drunk."

"Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM? He kneaded the dough"

"What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ? He had to get a new goat !"