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Joke of the Day
"""You laugh because I'm different; I laugh because you're all the same."""
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"I tried to explain what integers are It was pointless"
"What's the difference between an American and a moldy piece of bread? The bread has more culture."
"Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews."
"What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider? You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry"
"Telescopes probably use mirrors which means there is absolutely no way to know how many vampires there are in space."
"What does a fencing Redditor always do with their jokes? Ripostes them"
"Show me a prostitute that is happy being paid in information about past events... ...and I'll show you a whore that'll go down in history."
"My mom asked me if I would still date a girl who had cancer and lost her hair from chemo. i told her, ""Of course, that just means she has better head!"""
"i have 2000 karma in the sum of all my accounts and yet i feel no one respects my opinions maybe that's because i have 2500 posts"