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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a female roach with a weiner? A transpestite."
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"This kitten is just what my house needed. Another female that doesn't listen to me."
"What is teen pop? Jared's favorite music genre."
"What a weird thing that a Presidential candidate is like ""I tried to stab my friend"" & his opponents are like ""no you didn't."""
"I asked to switch seats because there was a god damn SCREAMING infant next to me, and I couldn't sleep. They told me no. Apparently you're not allowed to move away from your own child."
"Joke 1 - What weighs 15,000 pounds and wears glass slippers? Cinderellephant"
"Husband : Why are there broken condoms on our couch??? Wife : would you please call our children by their real names?"
"The good news First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me."
"Apparently they're making a Middle Eastern version of 'The Flintstones'... And they're going to call it 'Modern Family.'"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Marsha Clark Barbie ...with a bad haircut and a bad attitude"