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Joke of the Day
"This kitten is just what my house needed. Another female that doesn't listen to me."
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"Last night I found out you can make a lot of people REALLY angry if you dress in a Star Trek costume and also carry a light saber"
"That's weird, my waitress stopped flirting after I paid the bill..."
"Two guys are watching a dog lick its privates. One guy chuckles and says, ""I wish I could do that."" The other guy says, ""Pet him, maybe he'll let you."" An oldie, but I always liked it."
"""Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?"" is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare."
"Happy New Year everyone....and may your worries this year last no longer than a Kardashian marriage ."
"What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver? A golfer goes *whack* ""damn"" and a skydiver goes ""damn"" *whack*."
"how did mario find a ghost? He used a luigi board."
"Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. Im too lazy to do either."
"Bin Laden's neighbours interviewed ""we had no idea...he just kept himself to himself really..."""