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Joke of the Day
"What is teen pop? Jared's favorite music genre."
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"I want to make a porno with Larry Bird and Dennis Rodman at 6 in the morning... It's called early bird gets the worm"
"What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesaurus. I watched Jurassic Park tonight, stole this."
"What the difference between a pancake? It tastes better with jam."
"What is it called when Benedict Cumberbatch is constipated? No shit Sherlock."
"""Hell, yes."" ...the devil answered the phone."
"I'm going to sell John Lennon memorabilia online. Imagine all the PayPal."
"I tried to make the earthquake drill realistic by throwing glass shards and screaming ""You fuckers are dead."" I'm no longer safety captain."
"Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink? Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young :)."
"Why did Vladimir fall off his bike? He was rushin"