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Joke of the Day

"I used to get my dad so angry as a kid. I knew that once he took that belt off there was nothing i could do... to keep him from shooting heroin"

"Although ""Appreciate the little things"" is good life advice, It's not something to say in bed."

"What was the Christian plastic surgeons specialty? Faith lifts"

"10 years ago, I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date. Today, I asked her to marry me! She said no both times. ( )"

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because you put on the wrong sock this morning."

"Steph Curry did what Lebron couldn't do Win a championship in Cleveland"

"A call When making food, mum asked me to **call** out to her once I finish draining something. So, being a smart ass, I called her phone."

"I know Tinder is gonna help me meet the right person because all it takes is a mutual like of Virgin America on Facebook."

"It was Jose's first day on the job... he introduced himself to his American co-workers: ""I'm jose"" They replied: ""if you're hose-a, where's hose-b and hose-c?"""

"A man walks into a bar *ouch*"