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Joke of the Day

"Apparently they're making a Middle Eastern version of 'The Flintstones'... And they're going to call it 'Modern Family.'"

"Celine Dion walks into a bar and the bar tender says ""Why the long face?"" To which she replies ""My husband and brother just died."""

"Democrats wear wide red ties and green sports jackets during the festive season. Republicans do too all year round."

"I like my women like Hillary Nasty and exposed !"

"Did you hear about the farmer running the illicit sex ring? Apparently it was a pig fucking deal."

"My dad asks my little brother, ""Hey son do you know what sea monster's favorite snack is?"" ""Ships and dip!"" *dips chip in dip*"

"Why do we drink Tea? because we can't eat it :/ Have a good night/day everyone."

"If guns don't kill people.... If guns don't kill people, people kill people, then toasters don't toast toast. Toast toasts toast."

"Women are so desperate... 4 missed calls and 8 new text messages, CALM THE FUCK DOWN MOTHER!"

"This is circular logic because this is circular logic."