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Joke of the Day

"Husband : Why are there broken condoms on our couch??? Wife : would you please call our children by their real names?"

"Pizza Rolls are just Hot Pockets for midgets"

"A spokesman for Kelloggs says the company now fears the recent incident may be the work of a cereal offender."

"Why doesn't Santa Claus have any kids? He only comes once a year"

"Anyone wanna have a pun war? Just for phun.?"

"There was an old woman walking her dog A man came up to her and said that's an ugly pig. The woman replied ""Sir, that's not a pig."" The man said ""I was talking to the dog!"""

"AMERICAN SNIPER is, without a doubt, the most violent entry in the AMERICAN PIE series"

"All the good guys aren't taken; they're at the bar on Tuesday nights. Trust me. I'm a stranger on the internet."

"A young boy asks his Dad :""What is the difference between confident and confidential? Dad says: ""You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential."

"*Shocking News*: Critics Say Kindergartner's Homework ""Doesn't Add Up"""