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Joke of the Day
"What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup? Pho queue."
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"I'll believe corporations are people when conservatives ban them from marrying each other."
"I was trying to make a joke about leprechauns... ...but I came up short."
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"DATE IDEA: We stay in our respective homes and watch different shows on Netflix. And also that was a fake phone number I gave you."
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