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Joke of the Day
"So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster Now it doesn't work."
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"Last night I dreamt I was a muffler I woke up exhausted"
"There are two rules for success: 1) Don't tell all you know."
"The largest city in the world is: The largest city in the world is Dublin. That's because the size and population are always Dublin."
"All that voted for Brexit should be jailed for pedophilia... Because they want to fuck an entire generation of kids."
"My workplace scheduled Sexual Harassment Training. Needless to say, I was greatly disappointed."
"What gun does Jesus hate the most? The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the /r/pka podcast"
"What are the four fastest hands in the world? ...when it slips out."
"What happens when Jack is angry with his beans? Jack and the beans talk"
"Black and White Black is a Color, White is a Color. They why Black and White TV is not a Color TV???"