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Joke of the Day
"I've got money left over for condoms or lottery tickets. I'm trying to calculate the odds."
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"scorpin and subzero walk into a bar the bar gets hot from scorpin and cold from subzero!!"
"Did you hear Monica Lewinsky became a republican? The democrats just left a bad taste in her mouth"
"Campbell's Soup annual business meeting Current products are selling fine...See everyone next year."
"What do you call it when a prayer is answered? A coincidence."
"Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village ? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!"
"What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull terrier? Lipstick!"
"Just ate so much burrito that halfway through, I couldn't remember a time when I wasn't eating a burrito"
"How do you milk sheep? With iPhone accessories."
"Web Designer: ""Making my shit responsive, is a pain in the ass"" friend who is a web designer dropped that ""gem""."