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Joke of the Day
"I don't know why I bother going to the gym when I am so good at Photoshop."
Next Joke
"Great, yet another drive-in movie ruined by the neighbors saying I can't park on their lawn and watch movies through the living room window."
"""If he told you to jump off a bridge would you do it?"" ""No, because i'm not fucking crazy mom."""
"Why are karate people always breaking boards? Did boards kill their parents?"
"Did you hear the joke about the jump-rope? Eh, let's skip it."
"When is a car, not a car? When it turns into a driveway."
"When a girl seductively tells you, ""you can stick it wherever you want"" Apparently in her roommate is NOT one of the options"
"free toilet paper samples at sams club today. everyones wiping their slopped up holes in the middle of the aisle. its disgusting"
"What do you do when you see a space man? Park your car, man."
"Just went too deep with a Q-Tip and now I can't do math."