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Joke of the Day
"I don't know why I bother going to the gym when I am so good at Photoshop."
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"I wonder if both Wright Brothers were behind their inventions, or it was just one & their mother yelling ""Wilbur, you include your brother!"""
"Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't.. Because they're just numbers"
"Sex so vanilla Baskin-Robbins names an ice cream after it."
"Malaysia airlines are having a huge sale Flights to any destination in the world for $499 one way.... return flights not available"
"What do you give someone who is about to tear up? Tape"
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the ""p"" is silent."
"What did the homeless man get for christmas? very hungry"
"What does a former CIA agent who leaked classified information and the city of Boston have in common? They're both snowed in."
"They opened the tomb and were all, ""Where'd he go?"" and the angel said, ""He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes"" and they were like, ""Word."""