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Joke of the Day

"Great, yet another drive-in movie ruined by the neighbors saying I can't park on their lawn and watch movies through the living room window."

"You don't know shit about pressure until you're the only Black person on the dance floor while white people clap & form a circle around you."

"Let's make a deal. You sing Christmas music in the office and I'll leave 5 minutes early to let the air out of your tires. Deal?"

"Who the hell called it 69ing... Instead of cuddlingus."

"Nope. Not gonna follow anyone whose name is upside down. I got enough problems."

"Box of condoms = $6.99 Cashier's face when you ask where the fitting room is = Priceless"

"A drug addict died in his sleep... I guess he overdozed."

"How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"""This is groundbreaking stuff."" Inventor of the shovel"

"A mom hassles her son to take out the garbage. the boys says ""sheesh, mom you tell me to do that at least once a week!"""