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Joke of the Day

"What do you do when you see a space man? Park your car, man."

"I have CDO It's like OCD, but the letters are in order. Like they should be."

"Why did the frog cross the road.... Because he was taped to the chicken."

"I feel sorry for Anne Frank... First she gets her diary published, which is every girl's worst nightmare, but on top of that she doesn't get any money from it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chip ! Chip who ? Chip of Fools !"

"When you get a bladder infection urine trouble."

"The British are coming! Get ready! Oh wait they're coming by boat. We have like three months"

"What's do call a masrbating cow? Beef stroganoff..."

"I could make some serious money selling nude pics of myself to bulimics with short fingers."

"Why did the dolphin kill himself? A lack of porpoise."