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Joke of the Day

"""If he told you to jump off a bridge would you do it?"" ""No, because i'm not fucking crazy mom."""

"BREAKING: Daniel on Facebook is worried about his account's privacy but Paul is all ""that shit's a hoax dude!"" More as this story develops."

"The man who invented the iPhone battery has died. His funeral will take plac"

"Want to hear a funny abortion joke? Sorry, couldn't conceive one."

"Why can't women play sports They can't wear the same clothes as 11 other women"

"Knock knock... Who's there? Cow. Cow who? COWWHOBUNGA DUDE ._."

"What is Brazil's favorite game right now? Hide and go zika"

"How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af."

"What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano? Answer: Tulips on an Organ."

"Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman."