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Joke of the Day
"The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising."
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"A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs. The Customs official says ""Have you got anything to declare?"" He thinks a second and he says ""It's a nice-a day!"""
"How do you confuse a retard? Say ""purple""."
"The worst thing about kissing the person who loves you the most is when you bang your teeth off the mirror"
"When speaking to children I always end every sentence with ""...or else you'll die. "" - I find this to be an excellent motivational tool."
"Who was the blind horse jealous of? The seahorse."
"Donald Trump has written several books on business... and they all end in chapter eleven. Credit to Triumph for that one."
"What do gay cow's eat? Hayyyyyyy"
"I'm still waiting for the episode of Extreme Home Make Over where they demolish a hobo's cardboard box and build him a crate..."
"What did the bean say to the other bean? How have you been?"