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Joke of the Day

"I'm still waiting for the episode of Extreme Home Make Over where they demolish a hobo's cardboard box and build him a crate..."

"Dinner party tip: Gluten allergies can easily be treated by not telling people they are consuming gluten."

"Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin? Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays"

"Why was the baby elf sad? Because he was Legolas"

"Old joke, now with new offensive punchline. My grandfather died at Auschwitz. He had a heart attack while raping a 12 year old Jewish girl."

"In a stunning display of maturity, Kid Rock announces he is changing his name to Adult Contemporary."

"What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting? [OC] I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer."

"What's a feminists favourite type of math? triggernometry"

"How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it."

"What do pennies and fat chicks have in common? Unless you're broke and desperate, they're not worth picking up."