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Joke of the Day

"Who was the blind horse jealous of? The seahorse."

"Jam and jelly NSFW Whats the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your dick into someone's ass!"

"From my 91 year old grandpa Q: What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? A: You can't hear a vita-min."

"Why do mermaids wear sea shells? Because they can't fit in d-shells. Edit: re wording"

"What does a 75 year old pussy taste like? Depends."

"A Jedi Knight was singing Livin' On A Prayer. It was Obi Wan Bon Jovi"

"How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb? None. They like it on the dark side."

"5 people hurt themselves by accidentally discharging guns at gun shows. Maybe the best way to handle gun nuts is to just let them have guns."

"My sister asked if I stole her cream sweater. Uh, yeah. Who else would've stolen it? You think a burglar broke in and was like ""Cute top!"""

"How many jews can you fit in a Volkswagen beetle? 4 in the seats and 47 in the ashtray."