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Joke of the Day
"What do gay cow's eat? Hayyyyyyy"
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"What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail? I don't know but it would slow him down."
"I have Alzheimer's disease. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's disease!"
"Hopefully ""researching tweets"" will hold up in a court of law when the prosecution presents my google search history as evidence."
"TIL that 1 in 3 Women are Battered. ...And to think I have been eating them plain all this time."
"A vampire walks into a bar... and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks ""I thought you guys only drink blood?"" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, ""I'm making tea."""
"Whenever my Girlfriend says she's going to ""hit the sack"" I instinctively cover my balls just in case."
"What do you call a blind member of the Third Reich? A ""notsee"" because they cannot see! I'll see myself out..."
"A joke about mods [deleted]"
"Why did the mobster buy a planner? So he could organize his crime"