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Joke of the Day

"A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs. The Customs official says ""Have you got anything to declare?"" He thinks a second and he says ""It's a nice-a day!"""

"I was in the world trade center and always wondered why planes get bigger and bigger as they get closer and closer. And than it hit me."

"Did you hear about the lady that had breast implants made of oak? It would be nice if this joke had a punch line, woodentit?"

"*sets down half eaten bag of potato chips on the elliptical*"

"Hold the door for your girlfriend. Listen to the door. Tell the door everything will be okay. Leave your girlfriend for the door."

"What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono"

"How did Reese die while eating cereal? Witherspoon"

"Whats a Drummers favorite Pokemon? Rattata"

"i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field"

"White Girl What do a white girl and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts."