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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump has written several books on business... and they all end in chapter eleven. Credit to Triumph for that one."

"There is no panic like the panic you feel when you think you may have clogged the toilet at someone else's house."

"Standing next to an attractive woman in the elevator. I turned to her and asked politely if I could smell her pussy. Bristling, she snapped ""NO, you can't!"" Oh, I said, ""It must be your feet then."""

"If you had a 12 inch dick sticking out of the middle of your forehead, how many inches of it would you be able to see? None. Your gigantic balls would be in the way."

"What is small furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !"

"What do you call a fight between film actors ? Star wars !"

"What disease do terrible parkers have? parkin'sins"

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Tied up in a sack and thrown over the back of a Columbian mule."

"I'm just hoping Angelina Jolie hooks-up with Val Kilmer... the ""Vagelina"" headlines would be priceless!"

"How come the only people who can open childproof lids are children? My nephew charges me two vicodin just to open the bottle."