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Joke of the Day

"The worst thing about kissing the person who loves you the most is when you bang your teeth off the mirror"

"Why did Jim Morrison cross the road? To break on through to the other side! Credit goes to [Savage Chickens.](http://www.savagechickens.com/2005/03/door-number-one.html)"

"If you give a man a fish he will eat for a day but... if you teach a kid how to make pop tarts your job as a parent is pretty much done"

"What do you call four drowning Mexicans? Cuatro Sink-O"

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One - they are quite efficient and not very funny."

"What do Jewish pedophiles say to kids? Hey, wanna buy some candy?"

"Yo mamas ass is so fat She dont wear DENIM she wears DAMN!"

"Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids... ... ...Eat them!"

"What is smaller than an ant's dinner ? An ant's mouth !"

"Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors? So they can see the battle!"