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Joke of the Day
"How do you confuse a retard? Say ""purple""."
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"My computer just said hello to me It must be a Dell"
"I saw my friend's kids at Walmart and they told me they were lost and I was like ""good luck guys"" and walked away. I'd be a great mother."
"Why are gay men such bad people? Because they are all fucking assholes"
"A giraffe walks into a bar, orders 6 martinis ...and shame on you for wanting a punchline. This giraffe needs help."
"What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was the wall"
"Today is the anniversary of the discovery of Uranus! Hershel was actually looking for the clitoris but found Uranus instead."
"My Favorite Blonde Joke Having sex with a blonde is kinda like sitting down onto a warm toilet seat. It feels nice, but you gotta wonder who was there before you."
"Ant: I found this book of what humans call us. I'm an ant Dung Beetle: What am I called? Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels"
"Airport security asked ""what's the purpose of your visit?"" So I said ""to terrorize the ladies!"" and we laughed and laughed and I'm being deported."