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Joke of the Day

"Happy Groundhog Day everybody!!! So put your little hand in mine and there ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb..."

"A man walks into a bar and says ""OW!"""

"Cabbies, stop acting like paying with a credit card is the worst thing to happen to you since you were a child soldier in your homeland."

"How do you get teh bee off the toilet? You piss it off."

"How do single people honor valentine's day? By Celibating!"

"NSFW - Getting a kiss might make your day, ... Getting a kiss might make your day, but getting anal will make your hole weak. Read this in a porta-poty at Roskilda music festival last week."

"I took the airline to court over my missing luggage. I lost my case!"

"*sees oven left on ""What moron left the oven on!?"" *tries repeatedly to turn it off ""WTF!? Stupid oven!"" *realizes 425 is the time"

"Sixteen sodiums walk into a bar... ...followed by Batman."

"Your British accent is so attractive! If we had kids would they have British accents? We should do a scientific test & find out. For science"