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Joke of the Day

"I took the airline to court over my missing luggage. I lost my case!"

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? you can keep the tip"

"127 MILLION? How are there 127 million subscribers when the Reddit population is WAY LESS????"

"If I'm in a public bathroom and someone else in that same bathroom is on the phone and states that they are ANYWHERE ELSE, I flush my toilet"

"I found Zoloft delays my orgasm Ey, Jack, you late."

"When the zombie apocalypse comes, we'll be the last to go because we never leave our houses."

"why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to get to the same side."

"New study shows that Diarrhea is hereditary... Because it runs in the jeans."

"Why did the snail drink beer? To come out of its shell!"

"Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs? A: Cos they've no idea of the route."