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Joke of the Day
"How do you get teh bee off the toilet? You piss it off."
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"Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares the crap out of their dogs."
"If my kid vanished on a plane like in that Jodie Foster movie I'd spend maybe 2-3 hrs enjoying the legroom & quiet before I started looking."
"Who is the king of the pencil case? The Ruler"
"[Pastabot 2000 attempts to hand me another bowl of pasta] Jesus christ not now Pastabot"
"Wanna hear a joke about ebola? Nevermind, you won't get it."
"My 4yo just came into the living room, crying, ""I don't want Santa to see me when I poo."""
"Russia's most prolific musician? JOHN LENIN"
"My friend asked me ""if you could have any super power in the world, what would it be?"" I said Cold War Russia."
"5 Arabs are sitting around looking at pictures of thier kids One says to the others they blow up so fast!!"