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Joke of the Day

"Cabbies, stop acting like paying with a credit card is the worst thing to happen to you since you were a child soldier in your homeland."

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She was not wearing a seatbelt..."

"What did the plate say to the other plate? ""dinner's on me"""

"TIFU by exclusively using Linkin Park lyrics as replies at work and end up getting a warning letter from HR... But in the end. It doesn't even matter."

"What's a seal's favorite class? Art art art :)"

"*calls hotel front desk* ""Hi is the stuff in the mini bar free?"" No sir, you will be billed for any- ""Someone robbed my mini bar"""

"Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long? Because old Hobbits die hard..."

"I would love to buy a Harley Davidson motorcycle... But I can't afford all the shirts."

"Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail? Because it needs bailing out."

"Why so many conservative white Americans voted Obama? Old whites on their deathbeds saw ""the light"" people so often experience when they approach death, and accidentally voted for it."