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Joke of the Day

"NSFW - Getting a kiss might make your day, ... Getting a kiss might make your day, but getting anal will make your hole weak. Read this in a porta-poty at Roskilda music festival last week."

"Polls show some interesting things Statistics show that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape"

"I visited the new aviary everyone's talking about but I think it's for the birds."

"A man goes to the doctor and says ""Doctor! I've broken my arm in several places!"" The Doctor looks at him like he's an idiot and says ""Well then, don't go to those places..."""

"My brother just updated his status to ""I love my girlfriend <3"". I always knew he liked them young, but that is fucking ridiculous."

"I used to be schizophrenic. But we are ok now."

"Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck? Because he put in a little extra clovertime."

"Lost and Found I was reading the lost and found section of the paper and saw this: ""Found, one black boy's bicycle."" Wonder how they knew?"

"What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible? ""I can't even look at you anymore!"""

"A man walks into a bar And subsequently loses the hurdles race in the Olympics, bringing shame to himself and his country"