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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon? The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli."

"I thought it was funny... I asked a guy with Tourette's what made him tic... He didn't find the humor."

"I think I want a job cleaning mirrors... ...it's just something I can see myself doing."

"""If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you-"" *interrupting* haha, he said prick"

"How do you annoy a computer person with a problem? Never mind, I figured it out."

"Have you ever wondered? What it could be loike?"

"What did the Queen fans say at the stoning? We will We will Rock you!"

"What is the best movie like to shout as you orgasm? I am your father."

"A priest asked a convicted murderer at the electric chair: ""Do you have any last requests?"" ""Yes,"" replied the murderer ""will you please hold my hand?"""

"I just saw a man get hit by a car...he got hit & fell down & then got up & chased the car down the block!!!! His legs must be strong as shit"