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Joke of the Day
"I think I want a job cleaning mirrors... ...it's just something I can see myself doing."
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"What was Bin Laden's favorite Football team? The New York Jets"
"This vacuum has amazing suction but no respect for my safe word."
"My apathy is at an all time whatever."
"Dear Slut, Sorry, but your vagina does not have a Clear History Button like fire fox."
"When they start getting the 5-day forecast right then maybe I'll listen to their climate change theories."
"Every day is the first day of the rest of your life. So I live like a newborn, sleepy and confused."
"What do you call a bitchy midget who can get to places quickly? A shortcunt."
"""Oh man, that thing looks irritated"" - me, pulling into the airport parking lot and seeing my mother-in-law waiting on the curb"
"Your mom is like a chicken coop... Cocks fly in and out all day!"