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Joke of the Day

"Imagine the most awkward thing you've ever experienced & it pales in comparison to watching me try to pass someone walking."

"What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration."

"I have to hand it to Trump He's the only man to win an argument with a women"

"I would love to buy a Harley Davidson motorcycle... But I can't afford all the shirts."

"What do Donald Trump and the iPhone 7 have in common? They both think de-porting is the answer after there's no more Job's"

"What did the doe say when she came out of the woods? I'm never doing that for two bucks again!"

"What's the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist? One treats what you have the other thinks you have what he treats."

"I think my neighbor is stalking me... I saw her googling my name through my telescope."

"I was watching a tv evangelist this morning and it made me realize how much I'm looking forward to the Rapture. Yeah, I can't wait until all these ""Christians"" are gone."

"They say that kissing makes your day ... And anal sex makes your hole weak!"