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Joke of the Day
"What did the Queen fans say at the stoning? We will We will Rock you!"
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"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it"
"What's a Call of Duty player's favorite social media website? Fazebook"
"What's a vampire cows worst fear? Steaks."
"Ellen Pao."
"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roman Catholic"
"Adolf Hitler wasn't so bad... I mean he did kill Hitler."
"[1st date] WAITER: and how would you like your steak, miss? HER: definitely not wooden *winks across table* DRACULA: *just glares at her*"
"What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework? He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear."
"Teachers are sometimes like an alarm clock. They won't shut up when you're trying to sleep."