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Joke of the Day
"What is the best movie like to shout as you orgasm? I am your father."
Next Joke
"Officer: You were speeding. Me: I am trying to keep up with traffic. O: There Is no traffic. M: I am really far behind."
"i' ve just bought an house in France, southern coast. It' s very Nice."
"If embryos are people, ultrasounds are child pornography"
"Free sex tonight I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""
"What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop? High maintenance"
"Did you hear about the stupid snake? He lost his skin."
"Little league Played baseball with some orphaned kids today. :) I won. None of them seemed to know where home was."
"No matter how powerless you feel, just think to yourself, one single pubic hair off of your body can shut down an entire restaurant."
"I'm here to write an article about procrastination Actually I'll do it later remind me"