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Joke of the Day

"How do you annoy a computer person with a problem? Never mind, I figured it out."

"Why is Windows going from 8 to 10? Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with."

"Why don't Malaysian TV shows get commissioned? Because they all have terrible pilots."

"Doctor, doctor I think I need glasses!! You certainly do sir. This is a fish and chip shop."

"""What is the difference between a black pinnochio and a white pinnochio."" The black pinnochio's nose grows wider when he lies."

"Why was the headmaster worried? Because there were too many rulers in school!"

"Cliffs are so great... But they have one downside"

"My toddler puts his pants on just like everyone else. One arm at a time."

"I've given up on cooking. It always starts off well. Then it just turns to shit."

"What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet? I pity the full!"