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"as i guy, i sometimes pee while sitting usually only when the bus doesn't have a bathroom"
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"Starting with the word ""why"" and always pressing the middle option, what joke is your predictive text trying to tell us all?"
"What do you call a smart mexican? Sherlock, Holmes."
"bear walks into a bar A bear walks into a bar and takes a bite. bear: beer please. barman: sorry, you're on drugs. Please leave bear: I'm not on drugs barman: what about that barbiturate"
"I wanna get on a taxi and after riding around a while without saying anything, tell the driver 'I killed myself on that bridge 2 years ago'"
"I just read an article on the dangers of alcohol and it scared the shit out of me So that's it. I'm done. No more reading after today"
"MRW a replacement professor enters the wrong class Oops, wrong sub."
"Donald Trump has begun work building a wall between the U.S. and Mexico. It's called the wetback setback."
"A man named Phil realized he was gay one night.... It was very Phil-filling"
"What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? Dubai doesn't like the flintstones, but the people of Abu Dhabi doo"