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Joke of the Day
"as i guy, i sometimes pee while sitting usually only when the bus doesn't have a bathroom"
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"Fine wine I like my women like I like my wine, 9 years old and in my basement"
"The worst thing about rich people is that I'm not one of them."
"What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common? They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old."
"What's the difference between a nurse and a nun? A nun only serves one God."
"Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint"
"Why was Kermit chased by nazis as a kid? He was a Tad-Pole"
"Here's a double entendre joke I made up Why do grump pedophiles like cats? They're assholes..."
"What's the difference between sand and period blood? I can't gargle with sand."
"Q: How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? A: Pretty hot"