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Joke of the Day
"I've never been to Pilates but I have tried to change clothes in the car."
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"At what point in potty training do you give the child a toy smartphone?"
"migraine |my-grain| noun 1 a recurrent severe headache 2 what a farmer shouts in disbelief after a terrible storm destroys his wheat field"
"The mail slot on your door is so you can tell the mailman you love him"
"Great feats are always about timing. You think Hitler would have killed that many Jews four thousand years ago?"
"The reason women will never be the ones to propose is because as soon as she gets on her knees The man will start unzipping"
"I have twin brothers named Juan and Amal. I only carry a picture of one of them because if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
"Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences? Time served"
"What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes? Flip flops"
"What color is the wind? Son: ""What color is the wind?"" Mom: ""The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent"" Dad: ""The wind is blue"" Mom: ""Blue? How so?"" Dad: ""Because the wind blew"""