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Joke of the Day
"The clock was hungry... So he went back four seconds"
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"What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !"
"A poem I found I dig... You dig... We dig... He dig... She dig... They dig... It's not a very beautiful poem, but it's quite deep!"
"I once met an irritating man who upheld his family name. He was Hanoi-Ying."
"When I refer to kids as ""Snot-dripping, germ-spreading spawns of Satan"" I hope you realize I'm not referring specifically to YOUR children."
"Have you heard of the band 150 megabytes? No? Not surprised, they don't have any gigs yet."
"Whiteboards are... Remarkable"
"How much sex does Sister Mary get? Nunn."
"Why is Kim Jung Un so upset? because he has no Seoul"
"You should never criticize a Muslim... until you've walked a mile in their suicide vest."