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Joke of the Day

"My boyfriend is taking me to a Spanish restaurant for dinner, I'm kind of scared, I don't speak Spanish, how will I know not to order dog"

"Anal Sex is a lot like your first car You don't really want it but your step Dad gives it to you anyways."

"A SQL Query walks into a bar It Drops by a Group of Tables and asks, ""can I Join you?"""

"What do you call two debunked ghost sightings? A pair'a'normal activities."

"In the future a kid asks his grandfather a question. -Grampa? What does this tattoo mean? -Ahh, sonny, it's TIFU. Today I ff...uck."

"I was playing guitar and someone asked if I could play Wonderwall ...I said maybe.."

"I eat my gummy bears 2 at a time ..no one should die alone"

"What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise? The Captain's Log."

"Kids, eat your vegetables. *reluctantly, they eat* [2 hrs later] *I eavesdrop on their convo* Daughter: Unionizing will help us bargain."

"Why did Dr.Pepper blush? He received a Sunkist from his Crush"