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Joke of the Day
"I once went to a Japanese Tea ceremony... It was steeped in tradition."
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"The officer said, ""you drinking?"" I said, ""you buying?"" We just laughed and laughed. I need bail money."
"What's the difference between Americans and Brits? Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time."
"Did you hear the joke about german sausage? It's the wurst!"
"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven was a six offender."
"There are 10 types on people in the world Those that understand binary code and those that don't."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino Elephino"
"BUZZ ALDRIN: I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with E. NEIL ARMSTRONG: Earth? BUZZ: Nope *5 minutes silence* BUZZ: OK, yep."
"Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth? Because it was accidental."
"Why do SJWs hate Apple computers? Because they're not PC"