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Joke of the Day
"We should've known about the failure of communism In retrospect, there were a lot of red flags..."
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"My dad was always drunk when I was a kid The punchline? It was my mom, then my sister, then me"
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"What is the last thing you want to hear after sucking Willie Nelsons dick? ""That's not Willie Nelson."""
"Why dont Demons fear oxidation? Because there's no rust for the wicked"
"The only thing worse than the one that got away is the one that won't go away"
"Who was the winner of the first Tour De France? The Wehrmacht Tank division."
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"A guy once told me life's too short to stress, but it turned out that life's much shorter for people who give advice to stressed out people."
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