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Joke of the Day
"What do Japanese men do when they have erections? They vote."
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"How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit? [Deleted]"
"What do Nazis have for breakfast Luftwaffles"
"How do you make a hormone? ... Don't pay her."
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"Have you heard about the two gay Irishmen? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald"
"[job interview] ""any public speaking experience?"" not since the valedictorian speech in high school ""very impressive"" I yelled 'YOU SUCK'"
"What is a pirates favorite letter You probably think it's ""arrr"" but it be the ""c"""