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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's as sharp as a vampire's fang? A: His other fang."
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"I've decided not to have children The kids are devastated."
"That awkward laugh when they've said something innocuous, but you're thinking something incredibly dirty."
"The baby changing station in this Chili's bathroom is broken I put the old baby in there and when I opened it back up it was the same one"
"Siri, are you a funny reference any more?"
"How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb One, they're efficient and not very funny"
"They must have had a really good laugh when doctors realized that thermometers could be taken orally too."
"What is the dogs favourite city ? New Yorkie !"
"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale"
"What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom? Don't worry baby, I'm sterile."