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Joke of the Day
"Nothing bums me out more than realizing how many celebrity baby names I know."
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"What do you call a person who keeps falling over? Tripical"
"Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep? Their cicadan rhythm is off"
"A famous singer sang for patients in a hospital. He finished with a cheerful greeting: -Bye-bye , and hope you get better! -Thanks, you too! replied the patients."
"""Can I go play w/ my Twitter friends?"" Wife: ""Are the kids in bed & the dishwasher emptied?"" ""...Yes"" *wife opens cabinet, kids fall out*"
"What do you call an Ethiopian family photo A Bar Code."
"Do you know; what is the best thing to put on a delicious cake? Your MOUTH!"
"What do you call a far-ranging debate? A mass-debate."
"Women always say they want security... When I'm around."
"""Oh NOW Burger King delivers!"" -Paula Deen"